Sumokoin Forgoes Development, Starts Patreon Page Instead

After a miserable 2018, Sumokoin abandoned development to start a Patreon page to directly take funds from investors. “This sort of thinking is paramount to success”, says Sumoperson101, lead of Sumology, “we really just wanted to take as many funds from as many people as soon as possible and this structure does just that.” Since the lead dev seemingly left after a tumultuous premine debacle, leadership as well as activity has been sparse. “A hidden premine has no value unless people are buying it,” says one Sumo user, “I just want them to take all of my bitcoin already, it pains me to see the Sumo plan fall through.” When asked why, the Sumo user told us, “well, it’s not like I’m in a cult or anything, I just have special underwear and eat dirt.” While we hope Sumo the best, we can’t condone eating dirt. Here’s to a happy and healthy 2021!

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